Table of Content
- All personal injury attorneys are ambulance chasers
- Personal Injury attorneys are swimming in money; it’s the primary focus of their careers
- Personal Injury Attorneys will do anything to win a case
- Real Bulldogs get the job done best
- We are all comfortable with having out faces plastered on the sides of buses
If you have watched any amount of prime-time television, you can identify the sleazy lawyer on sight. He wears expensive suits, and he can turn any small mistake into a multi-million-dollar payout. You had better shovel your driveway, and not drive near him. He seems to create lawsuits out of thin air and win them.
In the real world, personal injury attorneys do not create the situations they litigate. It would be against out ethics rules, not to mention just wrong. Lawyers work personal injury cases because they have seen the kind of legitimate harm that can come from an accident, and they want to help make it right.
Personal injury attorneys do not do this kind of work for the money. We could earn more on Wall Street working for large corporations. Personal injury attorneys work with individuals. We listen to each story and try to help every single person the best way we know how.
There are a lot of stereotypes about lawyers. Including that we are all slimy liars, who can wiggle out of every situation. I admit that I am good in an argument, but every skill has limits. I will not lie for a case. I will not steal. I will not break the law. I will not even break the state bar’s ethics rules for a case. It is not worth being disbarred, and it is not worth my integrity.
Everyone wants a lawyer who will intimidate the other side and win the case. That tenacious personality and take-no-prisoners attitude will work best for you. Not really. The truth is that most people care more about getting a fair settlement than hiring a drama queen.
While good personal injury attorneys can often be tenacious and intimidating, we do have other tricks up our sleeves. Negotiation settlement and navigating the autocracy of the insurance world and the court system is complicated, and it requires more of a scalpel than a hammer.
Attorneys use all sorts of techniques to deal with insurance adjusters, doctors, opposing parties and other lawyers including being nice. I find in my practice that it is incredible what people will do for if you simply ask nicely.
If you see your attorney talking to opposing counsel or acting friendly with someone you see as an adversary, do not feel mad or betrayed. Your attorney is just working the system.
In law school when civil procedure started to look like ancient Greek rather than American English, I would get frustrated and exclaim, “My face is going to be on the side of a bus!” Facepalm!
I do not mean to criticize my law school classmates who have chosen to have their heads blown up for display on public transportation, but I always imagined I would be an attorney with dignity and professionalism.
Personal injury attorneys have a reputation for unscrupulous advertising. Please know that we are not all like that. I laugh at the billboards in Las Vegas just as much as the people around me. I always want to tell you the truth, and I will not make promises I cannot keep.
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